The bride, helped in her choice of wedding music by Prince Charles and an iPod, carried a bouquet of myrtle, lily-of-the-valley, sweet William and hyacinth. Prince William, now officially His Royal Highness the Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and
Dear Lady A: Valentine's Day & XXXtreme couponing
DEAR DAISY : Why are you making this hard on yourself? Give her daisies! But no. You enjoy making things difficult, don’t you? You’re nothing like the simple, uncomplicated daisy, Daisy. Perhaps you should change your name to Myrtle. Since I assume you’d ignore my next suggestion, a myrtle plant, I urge you to take a more modern, elegant approach to your floral message. To be a certified femme, one need not take a college course on blossoms and blush, so don’t assume she knows any more antiquated bouquet rules than you do. Remember, the important part is what you offer AFTER you hand her flowers. Just stay within these elementary guidelines:
Orange petals mean excitement and passion, and go with most leopard print pillow shams. White, complicated blossoms are what you give austere people you’d never want to fuck. Like Condoleezza Rice. Blue/Purple shades are often doleful. And smelly. Red or pink flowers that resemble vaginas symbolize vagina.
